Tarkan Viking Kani - Tarkan vs. the Vikings - DVDRip

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Tarkan vs. The Vikings is my second foray into Turkish Pop Cinema, the first being "Deathless Devil", all thanks to Mondo Macabro. I didn't enjoy Tarkan quite as much as the other film, but it's certainly a wonder. I can't say I know much about Vikings, Huns, and Turks back in the time when they roamed the earth, but I'd almost certainly say this was somewhat historically confused. At any rate it's a good deal of fun, and one thing that continually caught my attention was the wardrobes, specifically, the Vikings. It appears that they raided the House Wares section of the local discount department store and made off with all the bath mats, which they proudly wear. And the evil King Toro, who fed the last king to an octopus (more about that later), appears to be wearing the blue bath mat that I stand on every day after my shower, when I'm toweling myself dry. Anyway, yes, the octopus...this is barely a step up from Ed Wood's famous octopus in whatever movie that was, where the victims seem to wrap the tentacles around themselves, because yes, it needs help. It does have some kind of inflatable head though, with great big realistic (yeah right) eyes. And not only does it appear once, it appears four freaking times, but the first time it actually drags the former king from the chains in which he's hanging and leaves only the parts that wouldn't fit through the chains, ugh. There are also lots of scantily clad babes running around and even some Chinese, and the Chinese woman is the one to watch out for, since she has a ring with a secret compartment that dispenses a drug to knock out unsuspecting victims. And then there's Kurt. Kurt is Tarkan's faithful dog, supposedly a wolf but I know a German Shepherd when I see one, and Kurt has a pup too, must have gotten custody from the mom when they split up. Now when faithful Kurt is killed in one of the several epic battles, the pup becomes Kurt and is something of a Turkish Rin Tin Tin. I'm not sure how well this dog was trained though, because at times it seems like he's wanting to play instead of doing what he's supposed to be doing. The ridiculous Viking wigs are sometimes of colors not found in nature, and in a few instances you can see the original hair of the person wearing them underneath. This is cheesy and ridiculous and adventurous and above all, a lot of fun, although technically it could be called a piece of crap. I loved it though. 7 out of 10.

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